Seriously, I'm up to 195 on Facebook...

Originally published in the 9-28-07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

Jokes are no fun when experienced literally.

Originally published in the 9/27/07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

Maybe I should apply for a grant

Originally published in the 9-26-07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

All the Guilt and None of the Food!

Originally published in the 9-24 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

... well, I think it's a funny joke.

Originally published in the 9-21-07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

I'm fighting the temptation to do all of them like this....

Originally posted in the 9-20-07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

I am serious about this one.

Originally posted in the 9-19-07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

Seriously, I don't care if it stays on for that extra minute. Me wantee quesadilla.

Originally posted in the 9-18-07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

Two of the three are loosely based on actual professors...

Originally posted in the 9-17-07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

I tried to ask Batman to comment, but that dick never got back to me.

Originally posted in the 9-14-07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

My friends and I actually did this in High School.....

Originally posted in the 9-13-07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

Swarms of Freshmen

Originally posted in the 9-12-07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

Turtle Shells

Originally posted in the 9-11-07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

Pilot

Originally printed in the Brown Daily Herald on 9-10-07.