A Comic by Adam Robbins

Friday, November 30, 2007

"When you get a new car...."

Also on the list: Tauntauns, The Oscar Meyer Weinermobile, and the M1 Abrams Tank.

Originally published in the Nov. 30th, 2007 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Monday, November 26, 2007

Thanksgiving Break

Lameass U was my safety school.

Though this goes out to the Med students (A-Baum, Danny, D-Wash...), the original inspiration came from seeing how much my sister, who is in law school, had to do over the weekend. You can read more about her adventures in case studies here. It's funny.

Monday, November 19, 2007

A Thanksgiving Tale

The alternative? Same story, but in Haiku. It would not have worked.

Originally Published in the 11/19/07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

Friday, November 16, 2007

Synesthesia

You can tell when music goes sour because it smells cold.

Originally published in the 11-16-07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Sleeping in Lectures

They spread us on an agar plate and most of us didn't last the night.  It was awful.

Originally published in the 11-15-07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Monday Morning Quarterback

How he knew they were planning on running it in the first place is also a mystery...

Originally published in the 11-14-07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

It's still Midterms?

Scientists were racing to find a cure, but stopped when they decided to build a snowman.

Originally published in the 11-13-07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

Friday, November 2, 2007

Goldilocks and the Thermodynamic Anomaly

Perhaps the porridge in the middle bowl has the largest Exposed Surface Area to Volume ratio.

Originally published in the 11-2-07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Kanye

And those glasses seem to be the wrong prescription.

Originally published in the 11-1-07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Trick and/or Treat

The world needs more fezzes appearing in comical situations.

I'm serious. A picture of my costume is on the way. I couldn't find enough actual fezzes, so I made one out of balloons. :)

11:23pm - Here's the costume:
Would you like a Fez?


This was originally published in the 10-31-07 issue of The Brown Daily Herald.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Carry-on Luggage

Formulaic Hidden Joke = (Observation of average midget height) x [('I hope that didn't go')/(Their heads)

Originally published in the 10-30-07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

Monday, October 29, 2007

I'm back!



After a 2 week sabbatical, Nightmarishly Elastic has returned to the comics page. Awesome.

Originally published in the 10-29-07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

Friday, October 12, 2007

BRB!

It's okay, Frank.  Just go back and fix things.

So when I saved a large and small size to send the the Herald, I accidentally saved over the large size. :( I was able to blow it back up a bit, but it's not as sharp as it could be. Oh well.

Originally published in the 10-12-07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

A Tour of Brown

It's immune to both riots and positive observations.

Originally published in the 10-11-07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

It's like playing "Mousetrap..."

It's like Spy vs. Spy meets annoying Meme.

Originally published in the 10-10-07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Friday, October 5, 2007

Why cereal should freak you out:



Originally published in the 10-5-07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Orange You Terrified?



Originally published in the 10-4-07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

A Scripted Reality Show? No, no, no... it's dinosaurs for you...



Originally published in the 10-3-07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Operators are standing by



Originally published in the 10-2-07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

Monday, October 1, 2007

Sarcomere-casm?



So I was studying for an exercise physiology exam and this sprung into my mind. For those who have never taken a physio course, go here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcomere#Contraction

Originally published in the 10/1/07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

Friday, September 28, 2007

Seriously, I'm up to 195 on Facebook...



Originally published in the 9-28-07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Jokes are no fun when experienced literally.



Originally published in the 9/27/07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Maybe I should apply for a grant



Originally published in the 9-26-07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

Monday, September 24, 2007

All the Guilt and None of the Food!



Originally published in the 9-24 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

... well, I think it's a funny joke.



Originally published in the 9-21-07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

I'm fighting the temptation to do all of them like this....



Originally posted in the 9-20-07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

I am serious about this one.



Originally posted in the 9-19-07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

Seriously, I don't care if it stays on for that extra minute. Me wantee quesadilla.



Originally posted in the 9-18-07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

Two of the three are loosely based on actual professors...



Originally posted in the 9-17-07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

I tried to ask Batman to comment, but that dick never got back to me.



Originally posted in the 9-14-07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

Sunday, September 23, 2007

My friends and I actually did this in High School.....



Originally posted in the 9-13-07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

Swarms of Freshmen



Originally posted in the 9-12-07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

Turtle Shells



Originally posted in the 9-11-07 issue of the Brown Daily Herald.

Pilot


Originally printed in the Brown Daily Herald on 9-10-07.

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Providence, RI, United States
Adam is a recent graduate of Brown University, where he earned an Sc.B. in Biology.
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This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial 3.0 United States License. This means that you're free to copy and reuse any of my comics (non commercially) as long as you tell people where they're from. More specifically, you don't need my permission to post these pictures on your website (and hot-linking with the image URL is fine). Just be sure to include a link back to this page. Questions? Email me at AdamHRobbins at gmail dot com.

Also, to be fair, the wording of this was borrowed heavily from the CC License on Randall Munroe's Xkcd